when you broke my heart

when you broke my heart
i changed my definition of gorgeous
i only like boys with beards
and girls with woodpecker tattoos
definitely not you or me.

when you broke my heart
you changed your face
you quit smoothing it with razors
but i was falling in love
and i quit shaving at all
except for my armpits but that’s to support my theory
i don’t know who we are, but we are
definitely not you or me.

when you broke my heart
i knew that it was all my fault
and so i said goodbye to you
with only fourdays of tears
and i called that boy
within 24 hours to see how he was
he said his girlfriend was fine
and he called me later

when you broke my heart
i had some time to think
and this go-around i elongated it
you’re not as good as you think
so i let you go and you took parts of me
i’ll never do that again
this is goodbye

when you broke my heart
i realized everything that i had been missing out on.
i’m really not that sad anymore.