12 days of primaries

On the ___ day of primaries the voters gave to me…
12 peace agreements
11 pundits piping
10 liberals leaping
9 strippers dancing
8 interns milking
7 a-bombs dropping
6 politicians lying
5 activist judges
4 calling deans
3 surrenders
2 hanging chads
and ralph nader chained to a tree (voluntarily).

(this is how i spent my clipper class period today.