the big o (not overstock.com)
i still represent the overstock.com and recommend them to everyone. i’ve had nothing but the best luck with all products. but this is not about that. this is about jess’s favorite thing to blog about at 1:11 a.m. — masturbation.
(begin censored part) now. masturbation in college has its ups and downs. we’ll start with the downs: 1. my roommate never leaves the room. 2. the only time she’s in the shower (which are really long, thank god) is when i’m in class or sometimes on sundays. 3. anything elaborate is out. and some ups: 1 . . . (still waiting). (end censored part)
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what the hell are you doing blogging about masturbation this late in the evening? and as to the above. you should tell him to refer to you now on as sapphically-inclined. its more politically correct.