long nights with short stories to follow

Jess on February 14, 2005

So much alcohol this weekend and all I have to show for it is that i joined/created a gang.

Rule number 1: It’s not cheating if it’s a Chupacabra.
Rule number 2: Steve cannot be a Chupacabra.
Rule number 3: All Chupacabras must be initiated as Chupacabras.
Rule number 4: Fine, Steve, you can be a Chupacabra.
Rule number 5: The Ninja Fox Doctrine
Rule number 6: Chupacabras do not eat cocaine.
Rule number 7: Jerking off rules.
Rule number 8: Bone Check, Homie, Bone Check.
Rule number 9: Once a Chupacabras, always a Chupacabras.
Rule number 10: Chupacabras do not ride Mogos.

2 Replies to “long nights with short stories to follow”

  1. Annaleigh February 15, 2005 at 12:32 pm

    Why do you need a new gang when C-Unit is already so awesome?

  2. Jimbo February 15, 2005 at 7:53 pm

    I wrote a paper once on the Chupacabra that I presented to my sunday school class. It was the suggestion of my early 20-something lesbian sunday school teacher. I dunno what relevance the goat sucker had to god, but it was more interesting than all that fire and brimstone.

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