sluttastical

the title sounds like slut testicle.

i drank whiskey tonight.

it kinda feels like a slushy inside my brain.

i figured out my dog had a website. please visit http://mexicojones.com/ you’ll enjoy it a lot.

i did not know about my dogs affinity for mr. t but now that i do i’ll probably feed the dog a lot more peanut butter, nudge nudge, wink wink.

i’m moving in with jotto. but she’s not a lesbian.

yet.