babies babies everywhere
it seems like everyone is having a baby today or yesterday. my cousin’s wife gave birth yesterday and dave’s wife went into labor today. my brother’s spanish teacher and another woman my mom works with went into labor today or had their baby yesterday as well. ridiculous number of births. and no reason for it really. i mean i guess there was lots of unprotected sex 9 months ago. but honestly. when is that? like june of last year? why do people have high amounts of sex in june? this girl, for one, does not understand.
i held my cousin’s baby today. his name is jackson edward. and he’s pretty cute. i’ll grant that. he’s so small though it’s pretty ridiculous. and i’m pretty sure he doesn’t know that he’s out of the womb yet. he just sleeps and hangs out in his blanket and looks like his skin hasn’t quite fit to his bones yet. he only weighed 6 lbs. 6 oz. at birth and they lose a little weight after they’re born so i guess he weighs less than that now but honestly. he didn’t even wake up while i was there and i held him for a while. me holding a baby is pretty scary. at one point i realized that i could throw him on the ground and he’d probably die. and that isn’t true of very many things. even my dog peanut who is maybe smaller than the baby is capable of surviving me throwing it on the ground. but he wouldn’t react to it. he’d just be like “AUGH! I’M A BABY! AUGH!” and that would be that. immediately when i had this thought i saw the event unfold in my head and realized how mad everyone would be at me so then i freaked out about how i was holding this little life. i’m sure i’ll like him until he starts fighting with isabella (read: isabella gets jealous of him and starts fighting him) at family functions. that’ll pretty much suck.
i guess my aunt only spent about an hour over there today. probably because stancy hates her and she’s been pretty crazy lately. i don’t really understand what she’s going through but she could probably at least consider what she’s putting the family though. honestly. she makes up stories about everyone all the time.