the dilema

Jess on May 28, 2005

i’ve been eating a fruit and walnut salad from mcdonalds, though i just discovered that it is, indeed, walnut free because the people at mcdonalds are douchebags and the word walnut may not even exist in spanish so how could they communicate about putting walnuts in my salad when they didn’t speak any languages other than that.

the salad includes dip. And when I say dip I mean only one thing: yogurt. I hate yogurt. The texture is yucky. It looks like old semen. The taste usually leaves something to be desired but it came with the salad and i am peer pressured easily so i’m just like “guess, i’ll try the yogurt” and i do. and its not that bad. despite the fact that it really does look like congealled semen (i freudian slipped that to the name of my old high school ? Seaman, lol!). I realized how easily swayed I was about trying to yogurt and got a little disgusted with myself. But oh well… at least it’s not drugs!

Just loads and loads of antibiotics pumped into the cow that produced the milk that became this yogurt! AUGH! THE BACTERIA ARE DYING IN MY STOMACH! AUGH! Except actually Yogurt is high in acidopholus which replenishes the bacteria in my stomach. So take that antibiotics take that! BAM!

7 Replies to “the dilema”

  1. annaleigh May 28, 2005 at 8:49 pm

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  2. david May 29, 2005 at 1:02 pm

    hey now, don’t be dissin on the McD’s

  3. sarah May 30, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    also, yogurt and jello containt gelatin which is made of crushed up cow bones.

  4. jess May 30, 2005 at 6:54 pm

    actually, mcdonalds yogurt is gelatin free.

  5. annaleigh May 30, 2005 at 9:42 pm

    soooo, you don’t have a fruit buzz?

  6. sarah May 30, 2005 at 11:27 pm

    none the less, gelatin is really fucking gross and now i don’t eat it.

  7. diabolus June 2, 2005 at 1:46 am

    you gotta go to wendy’s instead. dave thomas was the MAN

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