having dreams about redos
fuck all of this. i’m drunk. i meant to say some nice stuff. about something but i don’t remember any of that now. so here’s what i do remember: emily’s w key is fucked up. i’m drunk. i like dos equis a lot. even amber. which is weird cos the word cerveza is like an automatic turnoff. but it’s great. amber. i bet lager is better. dammit.
i like cigarettes more when i’m drunk. it’s beautiful.
i have a crush on michael j. fox becuase i loved homeward bound as a child. this is weirder than daddy issues. i’m serious.