Tonight, we went out in search of a Kindle. This innocent adventure resulted in maybe the most awkward experience at a Target ever, or just tonight.
We first went to Best Buy where I could decide between a nook and a kindle. The conversation with the resident guy who reads at Best Buy convinces me to go for the Kindle instead of the nook. Really, this has nothing to do with his opinion as he owns and was trying to point me toward the Sony. Anyway, Best Buy didn’t have the Kindle that was wi-fi only, they only had one wi-fi only nook in store, so we headed to Target.
Once at Target I stand in front of the case and Kyle goes to get someone with a key to let us into the case. Kyle then walked up to the clerk and told her that his wife wanted to buy Kindle. He then stayed and talked about video games with the man who she had just helped as the clerk headed toward me and the Kindles. Meanwhile, another woman walks up to her and says “We want to buy a kindle.” Apparently, Target clerk thinks 45-year-old woman is the wife that Kyle spoke of and gets the Kindle for her. am standing in front of the case looking sad that the one last Kindle has been taken.
Kyle: My wife wants to buy a Kindle.
Clerk: Alright. (Walks toward me and the kindles).
Other Potential Kindle Purchaser: I want to buy a Kindle.
Clerk: (In her head, I guess she thought this forty-five-year-old must with a freshman-in-high-school must be Kyle’s wife) Alright. (Walks toward me and the Kindles with Other Potential Kindle Purchaser and high schooler in tow).
Me: Is that the last wifi-only Kindle?
Clerk: Yeah, sorry.
Kyle: What happened?
Me: You weren’t fast enough and they got the last kindle. (Sad face)
Kyle: What?
Clerk: (Droopy Dog awkward face)
Kyle: No, I walked up to you first.
Clerk: But I thought you were together.
Awkwardness.
After about forty seconds of thick, terrible awkwardness in which all parties explain that they are from out of town and that they all asked for a Kindle while Clerk radios for a manager…
Kyle: Well, we can just cut in half if you want to…
Other Potential Kindle Purchaser: (snarky) Well, I don’t really want to do that!
Kyle: I was joking…? Well, clearly someone asked first. This should be an easy situation to fix.
Other Potential Kindle Purchaser: (snarky) Well, I’m not going to cause a scene.
Everyone else: We’re not causing a scene. We’ll just wait on a manager and see what they can figure out.
Other Potential Kindle Purchaser: (Leaves, but she doesn’t really leave, she hides behind an endcap by the tvs and makes angry indignant faces while I freaked out about how awkward it was.)
Up to this point, I had been largely silent. Everyone had been silent because it was awkward but I was silent because I was pretty sure that when the manager showed up he would save the day with something awesome. Like a gift card. Or a promise. Or hopey change. (I am a sucker for hopey change.) I was convinced that all of our problem were with Target and if we just held out the Clerk—who was still droopy dog awkward, btw—would make her boss make things better. So I just panicked and said that we could have worked it out and I wouldn’t have made a scene and she didn’t need to walk away there could have been a solution. And instead, Droopy Dog Clerk remains silent on the matter and Kyle convinces me that it would be weird to chase her down again when she’s clearly just decided it should be over. We express that it’s probably the most awkward for her. She agrees.
So, as I said before, that was awkward.
Kyle and I decided on the drive home, at my suggestion, that the woman should have told us that it was for her daughter who she was trying to teach to read but could not buy regular books because she eats the paper. That would have been awesome. I would have had no choice but to order one for myself and wait a few days for its arrival.