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<ramp> jess jess, tell me stories
<static> okay. once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who was locked up in a castle high above the ground. on a mountain. and there was this dragon. and the dragon had scales but he couldn’t breathe fire. so he just bought matches. and that’s how he killed the princess.
<roach> what a pussy weak ass dragon
<static> he came from a rich family.
<roach> lol