the big three
its time we do some cheerin up around here, my little emo friends. thus. the publication of the list of who would straighten me out. in order of who would straighten me out.
1. elvis costello
2. bill clinton
3. matt damon
4. leonardo dicaprio
5. jon stewart
the just make me all creamy in my panties. 🙂 ew for the imagery, no?
and now, my favorite girl crushes
1. alyson hanigan
2. michelle trachtenberg (girl in french class = just like her)
fuck it. its the whole buffy cast i think.
ps. ryan came back to do freelance sports writing tonight. ryan = not clean shaven. ryan = yum.
i’m very fragmented. i always get all stressed out on these nights and i think my back just become a tension battle ground. i swear i can feel like all of the stress is centering in my back. this blows.
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RE: Hot wings
So yeah, I was eating last night and I couldn’t help but realize that I had managed to get less sauce on my face than usual, and after a few seconds of deep, mystical thought as to why that was, it dawned upon me that it must be from extended work with my cunningulus skills. So, my mind’s generally wandering around in the gutter and I’m giggling and eating lewdly and such and finish the wing. Then, I go over and stab another wing with the knife so I didn’t have to get greasy hands (I know, as if they weren’t already) and it occured to me for a second upon your reaction to say something to the effect of “Well, I generally stick something plastic in before I start wtih my tongue,” but realized that you wouldn’t have appreciated it in its full glory and kept quiet.
THE END.