instant moms

my mom discovered instant messaging and all of its joys today. completely unannounced.

mom suddenly on my brothers screen name: jess, remind me how we do the fish thing. We ned to clean the tank.
me: is that mom?
mom: yes
me: um. you get the water (distilled) and then you put the fish in a different bowl or cup and clean out his bowl really really well then you put him back in the new water. but the water has to be room temperature
me: do you want me to take him back or are you still attached to him?
me: i miss him.
mom: I don’t mind caring for him. I just want tomake sure I do the right thing. This is so cool, talking to you on the inernet.
devon: k im back
devon: shes so amazed by this
me: alright. that’s funny
devon: yeah
devon: she just sat here and stared at the screen waitin for u to type back
me: that’s so funny
me: i can just picture her doing it.
devon: yeah
devon: when i watch skate videos i play them really loud so they will move the computer downstairs
devon: mom wants to talk to u
me: mk
me: hey lady.
mom: Jess, you need to get out somewhere and get a plant to put in withthe fish. I don’t know what happened tothe one you had but it’s gone so we need another one for yourfish to hide under and also helps keep the bowl clean.
me: okay i will.
me: what kind should i get?
mom: Love you and miss you. mommy and daddy
mom: whatever you had before
me: i love and miss both of you too.
me: alright.
mom: Will we see you this weekend. Devon will be at Midwest Skate on a school project tomorow.
me: i might be around tomorrow if we get done kind of early
mom: Are you back at Seaman tomorrow
me: yeah. you could bring me lunch although james did offer me a double meat italian sandwich today. jerk.
mom: Since I am not still well, i dont think so but what abut the meat, ms. vegeterian.
me: i didn’t eat it.
mom: Way to go. I love you and I will return the computer to Devon.
me: alright. goodbye mom, sleep well and get well soon.
devon: k im back
me: alright.
devon: shes so wierd

lol.

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